I have a lot of squash. Really, it is coming out of our ears, because after you eat it every day for weeks and weeks and you start to turn a little yellow, and it starts ooozing out of your ears. Chris has been having a hard time hearing me lately,
me: Honey - where is the squash?
Chris: The what?
me: The squash?
Chris: ........
me: Chris - did you hear me?
Chris: ......
me: Chris? Hey - where is the SQUASH? CHRIS!
Chris: .....
me: CHRIS! WHERE THE @#$% ARE YOU?!?!?
Chris: Sorry, wifey - did you say something?
And it is because his ears are clogged with squash.
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