Food Bag

Dear Food Bag
I love you. Even though you are empty (which is the only reason I am not chewing on you), and they put you in the back room. I will lie next to you until they take you away. Then I will be sad.
Signed
Sebastian "Steve" Dog

unproductive weekend

At least he's cute. However, please note the copious amounts of animal fur on the floor. Actually, why do I even need to mention it? Look at it! Ew. Okay. I was successfully being lazy all weekend, eating yummy food, playing on internets, reading bits of things. But now I need to vacuum. Of course, the dog is not going to be happy, but really, does he he want to be lying in his own filth? The answer is yes - but I do not want to be walking in his filth. It could be worse. He hasn't started shedding out for summer yet.